Bad Breath Articles
Bad Breath Terminology
Bad Breath Tip! Drinking tea made from Fenugreek seeds helps to remove bad
breath.
We all know someone who has bad breath. Still, you may not be current on all the slang associated with this unfortunate
condition. Not to worry, my friend. I am here to provide you with more than a few descriptive phrases to use when referring to
recurring bad breath, also known as halitosis. This is not meant to be amusing, but rather meant to provide a public service to
those who want to classify people around them who have bad breath without appearing to be out of the loop. The last thing I want
you to do is blurt out that someone simply has "bad breath" as that can be an unforgiveable social faux pas in the wrong crowd.
To be safe, please refer to this list describing the malady in more current terms.
When someone exhibits bad breath, it is now said that they are:
A) farting topside B) leaking some limburger C) melting the moustache D) burning tires on their tongue E) polluting the local
environment F) exploring the limits of personal space with every exhalation
Just think of how much more poignant these remarks will be than the old standard of, "so and so has bad breath". Now you too
can appear "bad breath" savvy when reporting the condition. No need to thank me for this, helping others is what I do. I don't
recommend that you make these comment to the offending person, as they might give the impression of a lack of tact on your part.
Besides, telling someone they have bad breath isn't nearly as fun as telling someone else about them. Of course, no one would do
this for the simple joy of gossiping about another's misfortune.
Bad Breath Tip! Food is the most well known cause of bad breath. Bad breath
can be a result of foods containing particular oils such as onions and garlic.
Like me, I'm certain you would merely be passing along vital information in the hope that it would work its way around to the
intended recipient. This way, you have absolved yourself of the serious responsibility of telling someone their breath offends
and placed that burden not so squarely on the shoulders of a mutual acquaintance. Devilishly brilliant, in my opinion.
Bad Breath Tip! Smoking will adversely affect your breath. Smoking dries the
mouth resulting in bad breath.
A BadBreathOGram is an e-mail you send to someone who you want to know has bad breath but you do not want to confront
directly. Give it a try. Tell someone they have bad breath.
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